Welcome to Gecko City!

Where the guys are girls and the girls aren't pretty

Please! Stay awhile! Rest your feet! Rest your eyes! Rest your mind! Surely, you won't regret it.

There's all kinds of cool things to do while you're in the city! An art museum full of the mayor's greatest masterpieces (and less masteful pieces)! A library full of the mayor's writings! Even a motel where travelers can stay the night (and leave behind a button!)

I mean, there's... you know.. there's gonna be all that stuff. It's all under construction right now. But trust me! It'll be great. As soon as the mayor learns how to use html...